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THE LAST WORD |
| By Roberta Daniels |
| Berta got the last word this time for you
all. Here it is 9:30 and Berta got a whole fifteen minutes to
tell you all bout what done happened in the last three months.
That five minutes a month so here goes: January; ain't nothing happened but some snow, then some more snow. Berta love all that cause Cliff looking out the windows instead of bitching at Berta to go play in the yard. February; ain't nothing happened but Valentines day. Well, they did shovel up all the snow into trucks and haul it out of town so folks could dedicate the downtown civil rights museum. That was exciting when Cliff busted his ass trying to get pics of the crowd. March; ain't nothing happened but the wind blowing. March supposed to have wind but this one had a little too much with tornadoes blowing up all over NC. Berta was scared but she come up from under the couch and hid down in the basement. Cliff locked the door. One big thing over the months though was that our president Borack O'bubba finally showed all you rednecks who is the boss. People all protesting and stuff but our beloved president stood his ground cause he knows what is best and all you protesters are just FOX watchers. You don't know s**t about what is good for you. Berta proud of old Barock! He say we going to get health care if it kills us (just the old people though) and we got it. He don't care what the kiddies want, he know what is good. Now he can go ahead and help old Harry build his high speed train from Disney to the whorehouse cause dropping off the kids and going to get laid is a good thing. Berta told all you republicans that we needed a good old Alabama boy in the White House and she was right. Berta going to vote for Barack O'bubba again next time. Type to you whenever we do another zine, Berta |