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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q: What washes up on small beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: What do you call chicken in a hot tub? A: Soup. Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone. Q: Ray & Roberta are in the same car. Who is driving? A: The cop. Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: How do you know you've met a good tax accountant? A: He has a loophole named after him. Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate? A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth. Q: How did Rush Limbaugh get to be a judge in the Miss America Pageant. A: Only way to keep Obama from winning it. Q: Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? A: They're going to call her Old Spice. Q: What do men and linoleum have in common? A: Lay them right and you can walk all over them the rest of your life. |