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Girlwatcher Editorial |
| By Cliff |
| Someone sent me these quotations a while
back and found them to be more appropriate for the Independence
Day Issue of the Girlwatcher than anything I could write so
enjoy them and if you have not already seen it, PLEASE check out
the link at the end of the writing. 1.. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.----- John Adams 2.. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3.. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself..----- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.-- Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.-- George Bernard Shaw 6.. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.-- G. Gordon Liddy 7.. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994) 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.-- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University 9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.-- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850) 11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.-- Ronald Reagan (1986) 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.-- Will Rogers 13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!-- P.J. O'Rourke 14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.-- Voltaire (1764) 15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.) 16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.-- Mark Twain (1866) 17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -- Anonymous 18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.-- Ronald Reagan 19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill 20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain 21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. -- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903) 22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.-- Mark Twain 23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995) 24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. -- Thomas Jefferson We The People Stimulus Package |