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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q: I received an email that said, "Nude
pictures of Nancy Pelosi". Should I open it? A: GOD NO! It could contain nude pictures of Nancy Pelosi! Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog? A: Yankee Poodle! Q: What did King George think of the American colonists? A: He thought they were revolting! Q: What's red, white, blue, and green? A: A patriotic pickle! Q: What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride? A: Whoa! Q: What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England? A: Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a Godfather? A: An offer you can't understand. Q: What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull? A: Jewelry. Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon? A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes. |