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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam! Q: Did you hear that Lorena Bobbit died in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off! Q: How did the lawyer break his nose? A: Chasing a parked ambulance. Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on. Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: Stick. Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk. Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?" |