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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q: Why won't Roberta play hide and seek? A: No one will look for her. Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: Last years hide and seek winner. Q: How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: That's not funny. Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner. Q. What is the difference between a battery and Roberta? A. A battery has a positive side. Q. What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull and a Collie? A. A dog that rips your arm off and then goes for help. Q: How do they say "screw you" in Los Angeles? A: Trust me. Q: How do you blind a woman? A: Put a windshield in front of her. Q: Why Did The Chicken cross the road? A: Because the Colonel was chasing it. Q: What's better than Honor ? A: In her. Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A: A trip without the kids! Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring. Q: What has 8 wheels and flies? A: A Garbage truck |