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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q: What washes up on small beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive? A: Because turtles have such tiny ears. Q: What is the difference in a BMW and a porcupine? A: A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? A: Your honor. Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?" Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q: What's the difference between Obama and a leech? A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off. Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. |